28 9 / 2014
They really need to make capri sun packs bigger. I’m not fucking 7 anymore. I am a grown man. All I’m saying is that sometimes 6.5 fl. oz. just doesn’t cut it.
OH MY LORD ITS CAPRI SUN FOR ADULTS
SPREAD THE WORD
god is real and hes here for us
22 9 / 2014
- 1: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
- 2: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
- 3: lol same.
11 9 / 2014
04 9 / 2014
Rogue - “ONLY 1500 gold pieces!? These swords were used to slay Golgamosh the Ogre!”
Merchant - “I’ve never heard of Golgamosh.”
Rogue - “That just goes to show that they work.”
Merchant -“They have the initials (SG) of the guard captain on them.”
Bard - “No! That stands for Slain Golgamosh!”
29 8 / 2014
Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch
You spelled real wrong.
Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker
23 8 / 2014
Never be a vampire’s hair dresser…. Unless you only plan at only looking directly at their head the whole time.